Mr. Plinkett's Star Trek Picard Review

Mr. Plinkett's review of Star Trek Picard is here! And it's way too long! But who cares? What else are you going to do during an endless pandemic? Also, how many nails can they finally put into the Star Trek coffin!? Well, Star Trek Picard is another one!

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  • show is the result

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  • I have no idea what the FUCK he was talking about, but it was funny.

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  • I have watched every Picard Re:view, got halfway through this episode and I still don't know the plot of the show and how the scenes are linked together. I kinda could follow in the early episodes, but still got confused about the twins and how they are related to Picard. But those later eps are just gibberish with fight scenes.

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    • It's interesting in the worst way. Mass Effect was heavily inspired (and borrowed from) the Star Trek universe... Now Star Trek is doing the exact same, but without even hiding

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  • I'm a fairly new Trekkie - I only started watching TNG a few months ago... And even I hated Star Trek: Picard. There was no sense of adventure, no togetherness, no diplomacy. And all the PLOTHOLES! The creators of that series took a shotgun to Roddenberry's lifework and blasted everything it was known and loved for into oblivion. How Roddenberry Jr could even let that series come to life is beyond me, it was really against all what his father created.

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  • It's like they have this vision of this Game of Thrones in space show, but no one will pay them to make it and even if they did no one would probably watch it, so they shoehorn this stuff into Star Trek because its their only outlet.

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  • Someone mentioned this on a comment on "The Dave Cullen Show". This isn't Captain Picard 30 yrs on, this is 30 yrs after Lt Picard from the TNG Episode Tapestry.

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  • We already saw that there were entire races of androids, like in "What are Little Girls Made Of?" and "I, Mudd".

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  • lmao that visine bottle

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  • Thank you, you saved me from watching this trash.

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  • The social justice hipsters with the black rimmed glasses all took over. Roddenberry is rolling in his grave, yelping in pain like the guy who had his eye removed.

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  • Why did the background music turn porno at 51 minutes lol

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  • I didn't pick up a lot of the plot for this show until it got explained here. Not sure if I just wasn't engaged enough to bother registering it or if it was too complicated/stupid.

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  • Ugh. The end of the video when you see how they turned the thoughtful and optimistic world of Star Trek into this ugly, gritty, mess of violence and nihilism.... It's really sad. I'm sure that Someday, someone who understands what Star Trek is about will be given the opportunity to helm the ship. I just don't for see this happening anytime soon given the current talent pool.

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  • STPicard is a bitter disappointment, for obvious reasons. I'll conribute my theory though: my theory why STPicard is so bad on every level, is that netflix has all the talent, and cbs none, nor will have. Has anyone heard of occam's razor? My theory explains the lack of talent at CBS very simply, and is not disingeneous.

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  • Ha Ha ha.. Was looking at my Prime service and saw the CBS all access link. and before I hit the button. I searched U tube and found this.. So Glad I did.. lol The Great Awakening..... Thank you...

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  • The world may indeed be in tough times in 2020, but the world always has a lot to be upset about and Star Trek managed to be optimistic in those times. When TNG started there was Iran Contra, the 1987 Black Monday stock market crash, and during its run there was the economic slow down of 1991-92, Rodney King and the LA Riots (which was very apparent and real for a show made in Los Angeles), the AIDS epidemic, and so much more. The original Star Trek aired during the rapidly worsening Vietnam War and the horrors of 1968 (assassinations of Martin Luther King and Robert F. Kennedy, riots after MLK’s murder, the violence at the DNC, and Nixon’s election after he sabotaged LBJ’s attempt at peace talks). Heck, the TOS tried to show a post-cold war world of cooperation and then later on, movies like Undiscovered Country showed a world where even committed ‘cold warriors’ like Kirk could learn to empathize with their former enemies and try to build a peaceful future with them. When Kirk says, ‘let them die,’ we understand why he feels that way, but we also know he’s wrong (and he learns that by the end, too). In Picard he’d never evolve from his view point and his blood feud would lead to lots of deaths and explosions in a world where no one ever learns or grows. The present is always screwed. Those who made Picard can’t use the state of the world as an excuse for going darker...in darker times, we need optimism even more. Gene Rodenberry and the series’ to come after him through Enterprise understood that. No one behind the newest shows does.

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  • This is a trash review. Apparently 58k people really don't get the concept of Trek and how it evolves.

    Michael MobleyMichael Mobley7 timmar sedan
  • The title should have been Star Trek: 4 Echoes and an Abortion

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  • If you take out the 3 minute intros for each episode, the unnecessary flashbacks, "previously on" intros, dream sequences, and duplicate scenes, you get a one hour episode.

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  • It's interesting in the worst way. Mass Effect was heavily inspired (and borrowed from) the Star Trek universe... Now Star Trek is doing the exact same, but without even hiding it. Picard dies and is basically rebuilt by some secret thing? Fish-based all powerful machine beings to keep things in check? The Borg are now treated like the geth? The androids I could get. But the goddamn Borg? What the fuck. Good thing the trial never ends, eh, Q?

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  • Robot Picard was stupid. Would have been better if they just cured his brain disease, the could just have continued to be old...and tired...and apologetic.

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    • And he could keep being scared, and useless, and old.... damn why was this show even called Star Trek: Picard. He is not even the main character.

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  • That acting captain part... oh god. I'm an airline pilot, and when I was upgrading to captain, you fly with a training captain who acts as your first officer observing you as a new captain. You're technically "acting as captain" during this period, and on my first PA to passengers, I accidentally said I was "acting captain" the flight attendants gave me shit for it after the flight, they said passengers looked puzzled. "Wait he's not a real captain?" Fuck, fuck, fuck.

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  • Did they not know where 10-forward was? Of course not!

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  • At least Mando is good!

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  • Brexit is when you go eff off and live in America your whole life.

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  • Plinkett refers to "elder abuse" as the final item on his list of hot media topics. It seems characteristically and comically out of place. But a couple of days after the review was published, it wasn't. Yowch..

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  • Star Trek III also used footage from the movie as security camera footage. But it was from a good movie.

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  • That was great, lot of effort went into making this, well done! Funny as fuck ha. What an abortion this show was! But I'm grateful to Kuntzman et al for providing us all so much ammo for hilarious scathing reviews like this! Seriously, these writers/producers...what fucking shmucks. Ridiculous! They all have such punchable faces too lol...

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  • The 4 horse people....

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  • Well, I can never hear "engage" the same way again...

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  • "I'm sorry if this is really fucked up."

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  • My god, this is so brillant. I've laughed and nodded so much in those one and a half hours. Thank you for this masterpiece. I hope they do another shitty season, so that i get another review of you. Thank you. Those 90 minutes made my day.

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  • If you want gay characters, make gay characters. But don't take straight characters and make them gay to fit the progressive narrative of the show. Even George Takei said his character was straight, but that didn't stop the JJ universe from making Sulu gay.

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  • Thank you for bringing Plinkett back!

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  • Shit wasn't it...

    Jamie PritchardJamie Pritchard11 timmar sedan
  • Just started this vid and already know, that this is the best time I'm ever gonna have with that show!

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  • This review alone possesses more intellectual and emotional depth than all of star trek Picard.

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  • Looking at reviews, from what looks like to be real people, those folks love the recent movies. Since..they're just action films at this point.

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  • Do people here notice how kurtzman, chabon, goldman, and even abrams all kind of look the same, talk the same, and make the same stuff?

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  • I wonder what ethnicity Goldsman, Chabon, Beyer and Kurtzman are

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  • I tried that email....its FAKE!

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  • Need some Plinket Rise of Skywalker in my life

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  • “It’s very easy to trick stupid emotional people” ~Plinket “I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.” ~ Hitler Mr. Plinket and Hitler are both right in that it works, but NOT that it’s right.

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  • EnGAYge the gay gauge.

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="71">1:11</a>:35 - "Space turns out to be super-boring. Go figure." In TNG/DS9/VOY, 24th-century humans spoken in a refined, evolved manner. Why, a generation later, are they suddenly talking like trendy 21st-century children?

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    • Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this shift in language. We used to have "Understood." Now we have "Copy that." Because apparently following the events of VOY even the *language* has regressed 300 years.

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  • LOL, I just noticed, in the Phantom Menace Review, Plinkett says "actors are creative people" who have good insights and ideas...now he apparently thinks they shouldn't direct things? lol kay...

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    • That was 10 years ago. People's opinions change.

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    • The entire conora situation kind of soured Mike on celebrities something fierce.

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  • I always thought picard was bi tbh

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2481">41:21</a> Westworld getting a positive shout out from Mr Plinkett?! Ooohhh myyyyy, they don't know how lucky they are, getting praise from Plinkett is like getting blood from a stone.

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  • I hadn't seen two seconds of this show. So basically it's a Blade Runner spin off?

    Michael WardMichael Ward15 timmar sedan
  • I watch Star Trek, not as a fan. Because my friend's are. So I have to watch these shows. And this new shows are painful.

    Gray ViethGray Vieth16 timmar sedan
  • Sometimes I like to create my own team and imagine what they would make. Like, Alex Garland, Charlie Brooker, Reece Shearsmith, and Steve Pemberton. It could end up dark but not in the same way I don't think.

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  • And the timeframe and scale of the supernova was never explained, especially in regards to : how urgent is this when there's time to construct an entire fleet of Starships for an evacuation?? Wouldn't that take years? Excellent review, but kind of depressing.

    Michael DudleyMichael Dudley16 timmar sedan
  • The ending to THIS video was indeed a masterpiece!

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  • Informal poll? I watched one episode. I may have watched more than one, but I only remember watching the first episode. I could barely make it through the reviews, it was horrifying.

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  • Who the hell drew the female Ferrengi with big ears?

    Tom EvansTom Evans17 timmar sedan
  • Great review!

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  • I had a feeling the retro feel good roundup of past Star Treks would follow with the eyeball gouging scene, was not disappointed :-)

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  • "Hey, old professor x worked, let's make him be old man Picard"

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  • That rant about actors at the end felt a little unwarranted.

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  • The house has been obliderated.

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  • the "progressive" writers forgot about the native american guy(Chakotay) OOPS

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    • what did they forget

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  • In all the dealings with synthetic life in this series, do they ever address holograms like the Doctor? Hadn't they been enslaved and subsequently freed by the end of Voyager?

    Scott AdareScott Adare20 timmar sedan
  • Man, leave space cynicism to horror. It doesn't belong in something hopeful like startrek.

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  • Let's have a re-do called "Sisko", "Janeway", or "Archer". Doesn't matter which one, as long as it's real Star Trek instead of this garbage. Can be "out of uniform" and retired. Not a big deal at all.

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  • Its so dense

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  • I had an open mind but I could not watch more than 2 episodes. When the female doctor said something about positronic twins, my brain shut down.

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  • Five day later, 1.29 million views. *Five fucking days*

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  • When will mainstream scifi stop thieving from unique and interesting scifi?

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    • AND fantasy. Come, let us be honest about space elves with swords.

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  • The unsubscribe at the end filled me with more anticipation than the first season of Picard. I miss Star Trek.

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  • is the Alex comment real? "Please do not forget to erase these comments and replace them when constructing your tweet"

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  • So it still sucks to be a Romulan (aka Russian). And the new eugenics and genocide is synthetic (how convenient!). Way too many heroines (and villa-nines) spoiling these futures to save it from itself. So what is NXT? I agree... Star Trek is going Gaylactic Imperative. Well it would be where no Man really has gone before... The Final Frontier. I'm sure every Species in the Universe is on board for political correctness. The NXT ST is Written, Produced, Directed by Zulu George Takei Spoiler alert - Rupaul is the diabolical villain. Something to do with a nano-Bi-Oh weapon.

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  • Season 2 will be 10 episodes of Picard manning a gloryhole on a Klingon bird of prey. Season finale he chops his dick off out of shame for being born with it.

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  • That'd be funny if someone edited it together as a 7h28m cut. The Snyder/JJ/Lucas/Gene Cut, oh hang on that'd be about 1m30s

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  • Planetary Sterilization Pattern Number 5 is my favourite Lou Bega song.

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  • I can confirm that it was utterly pants and didnt continue to watch the whole season after about the 4th episode.

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    • "Picard" killed Picard.

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  • I just can't stop laughing at that samurai guy idea.

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    • Trek.

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  • I don’t feel like Picard would be haunted by the death of Data. Picard always felt more like a celebrate the life as opposed to the mourn the death sort of guy. Not to mention data’s life was fascinating and inspiring. More a motivation to truly live you life to the fullest. Not something to be emo over.

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  • I couldn't pull myself to finish Picard, and wow, maybe I should just to gawk.

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="632">10:32</a> um, what is that from? For research. . . . . .

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  • I've seen erotic PicardxData fanfic with more relationship development than this show.

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